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This is from the French Press Le Monde about Cosmopolis.
“An actor is born.” - Télérama.
“Unsettling.” - Studio Ciné Live”
“Pattinson is mind-blowing.” - Positif
“Cronenberg chose Pattinson. A brilliant idea on both counts.” – Les Inrockuptibles
“Robert Pattinson revels a depth more and more fascinating.” – Première
The word is IMPECCABLE!!!
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What do you think, betas?
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Poker night with the Cullen boys
Emmett: Alright, let's play a game. It's called "Fuck, Marry, or Eat."
Jasper: Oh, I love this one.
Edward: Emmett that is so crude. Rosalie would not be pleased.
Emmett: Lighten up, bro. It's just for lulz. So.. Megan Fox?
Edward: *sighs* Fuck.
Jasper: Fuck then eat.
Emmett: I say marry, I'd like to tap that ass every night, bro. Ok, your turn Jasper.
Jasper: Katy Perry?
Emmett: Fuck! For sure!
Jasper: Fuck then eat.
Edward: Do not drag Katy into this! She is such a sweet girl.
Jasper: Awww.. Edward has a crush.
Emmett: Awww.. how cute. She's his shmoopy shmoopy!!
Edward: I do not! I just feel you two shouldn't say lewd things about her.
Jasper: So?
Edward: Marry.
Jasper: Awww!
Edward: I only chose it because it is respectful. She is a gifted artist.
Emmett: Yeah, whatevs, bro. You just like her tig ol' bitties. Your turn, Edward.
Jasper: Yeah, your turn.
Edward: Um, I don't know... Kristen Stewart?
Jasper: Eat.
Emmett: Eat.
Edward: Eat.
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