Poker night with the Cullen boys

Emmett: Alright, let's play a game. It's called "Fuck, Marry, or Eat."

Jasper: Oh, I love this one.

Edward: Emmett that is so crude. Rosalie would not be pleased.

Emmett: Lighten up, bro. It's just for lulz. So.. Megan Fox?

Edward: *sighs* Fuck.

Jasper: Fuck then eat.

Emmett: I say marry, I'd like to tap that ass every night, bro. Ok, your turn Jasper.

Jasper: Katy Perry?

Emmett: Fuck! For sure!

Jasper: Fuck then eat.

Edward: Do not drag Katy into this! She is such a sweet girl.

Jasper: Awww.. Edward has a crush.

Emmett: Awww.. how cute. She's his shmoopy shmoopy!!

Edward: I do not! I just feel you two shouldn't say lewd things about her.

Jasper: So?

Edward: Marry.

Jasper: Awww!

Edward: I only chose it because it is respectful. She is a gifted artist.

Emmett: Yeah, whatevs, bro. You just like her tig ol' bitties. Your turn, Edward.

Jasper: Yeah, your turn.

Edward: Um, I don't know... Kristen Stewart?

Jasper: Eat.

Emmett: Eat.

Edward: Eat.

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